From my front door, I noticed a big group of people gathered around the pool deck. Some were fairly dressed up, wearing what I later realized was their Sunday best. These were church folks, and they were here to baptize a gaggle of children. Listen, I’m not religious, but I would think there’s a better place to baptize new believers than in an apartment hot tub. This is the same hot tub where tenants have witnessed many a couple hooking up and getting hot ’n heavy in the bubbly brew. This is the same hot tub where people straight up do the dirty when they think nobody’s looking. But hey, I hope the chlorine cleanses their germs as effectively as the Father, Son and Holy Ghost cleanses your souls.

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