So… it turns out that Dec. 21 is Ugly Sweater Day. And here we were thinking it was just the Winter Solstice. There are multiple parties in the South Bay aimed at providing a reason to wear that monstrosity grandma made. Stilettos Wine Bar in Saratoga is hosting its soiree starting at 6pm this Friday. California’s Great America is offering discounted tickets to those  sporting garish holiday garments. And Thirsty Bar in Santa Clara is pairing their Ugly Sweater celebration with a Toys for Tots drive. Woodhams Lounge in San Jose is hosting their party on Dec. 22 instead.

Ugly Sweaters
Fri, All Day
Various Locations

Halloween is the holiday when we become obsessed with the things that scare us. We watch more scary movies. We purchase scary costumes. We visit haunted houses. We put Donald Trump on the national ticket. Basically, we buy all the way in. But what truly frightens us isn’t a foul-mouthed Leprechaun, an anemic girl with a grudge or yet another Mike Myers movie—although a new Austin Powers or Shrek would be terrifying! It’s the mysterious places that never go out of season. Old hotels, shady restaurants and even a few hiking trails top the list of South Bay’s most notorious haunts. We tracked down the stories behind the region’s biggest urban legends. Most of these spots are open to the public, but enter at your own risk.

Agnews
Santa Clara
The Great Earthquake of 1906, and the ensuing fires, decimated San Francisco. But the temblor also rocked the South Bay. The old Agnews State Hospital—originally knowns as “The Great Asylum for the Insane”—collapsed in the quake and more than 100 patients died in the catastrophe. Today, the rebuilt treatment building sits at the center of the historic Sun Microsystems-Agnews complex in Santa Clara. It is recognized by the National Park Service for its architecture and history of pioneering modern mental health practices. Others recognize it as a hotbed for paranormal activity. Also, Green Day recorded their “Basket Case” video here.

China Hole
Morgan Hill
One of the better and more demanding hiking trails in the South Bay, China Hole is a beautiful trail with a dark past. Many of its hikers try and stay as far away as possible from the creek. The story goes that a woman’s ex-lover drowned her here in the 1800s. Her angry spirit reportedly still haunts the creek, taking cheating men who visit the creek along with her.

Claudia’s Garden at Gilroy Gardens
Gilroy
Gilroy Gardens is a fun spot for families, with its beautiful gardens, Ferris wheel and restaurants that sell the town’s eponymous garlic fries. (Take a hike, McDonald’s.) But late at night, the amusement park can be scarier than one might think. Late-night crews have reported seeing the small carousel in Claudia’s Garden turn on and off by itself, and in a more recent report loud drumming was heard coming from one of the stages after the park was closed.

Coyote Creek Trail
Morgan Hill
Coyote Creek is a widely known hiking trail. It’s beautiful but deadly. In 1909, a woman and her child fell victim to what many believed was a mountain lion. Years later, hikers of the trail have felt an uncomfortable presence, almost as if the ghosts of the deceased were trying to tell them something.

Del Mar High School
San Jose
Before the school opened, a boy was reportedly murdered by his best friend on the grounds where the athletics field stands today. Legend has it that every night at 3:15am, screams can be heard coming from the field and sometimes a figure can be seen running up and down the bleachers.

Drawbridge
Fremont
While many South Bay suburbs can feel desolate after dark, there is only one true ghost town in the region. Founded in 1876 as an outpost along the South Pacific Coast Railroad, the town’s original inhabitants manned the two drawbridges at either end of Station Island. Over the ensuing century the railway stop—located between Alviso and Fremont—drew many settlers, but the soggy marshland underneath the once-bustling town has swallowed up the 90 buildings that once stood there. Visitors are not allowed to see Drawbridge these days, though adventure seekers often trespass. The best way to get a legal view is from the Altamont Commuter Express, the Capitol Corridor and the Coast Starlight trains that pass nearby.

Grandview Restaurant
San Jose
Overlooking the South Bay, high up in the foothills along Mt. Hamilton Road, the Grandview Restaurant treats patrons to good food, tasty libations, live music and an epic vista of Silicon Valley. It’s also rumored that one guest returns more frequently than any other—the ghost of a young girl, gazing out at the hazy yellow glow of San Jose. People have tried to approach her in the past, but she vanishes before they can get close enough to grab her. Also, lights have been known to flicker erratically and turn on all by themselves.

Great America
Santa Clara
No, we’re not talking about the amusement park’s annual Halloween Haunt, in which costumed staffers chase and ambush paid visitors. The ghosts who haunt Great America in Santa Clara trace back to the tragic deaths of people killed on the rides and the man who froze to death in the Roast Beef Shop’s walk-in freezer. A man’s ghost has reportedly flickered into view on security cameras by the Big Arcade and Drop Zone. Throughout the park, visitors have also reported inexplicable cold spots, taps on the shoulder and whispers of disembodied voices.

Hicks Road
San Jose
This dark myth is a golden oldie. The eerie Hicks Road in San Jose passes through a wild area of the county, thus making it a prime backdrop for a pervasive urban legend. It is said that albinos, or sometimes witches or recluses, angrily chase trespassers who wander (or deliberately joyride) through their territory.

Joaquin Murrieta
Fremont
Depending on your point of view, Joaquin Murrieta was either a heroic Robin Hood-like figure or a ruthless bandit. Though facts are hard to come by, Murietta was a Mexican national drawn to Northern California during the Gold Rush. Legend has it that he was driven from his lucrative claim by white men who raped his wife. After that, he became an outlaw, specializing in doling out vigilante justice. The Legend of Zorro may have been influenced by the tales surrounding Murrieta’s life and maybe—just maybe—his cabeza remains buried in a glass jar somewhere in the foothills between San Jose and Fremont. Happy head-hunting!

Lexington and Alma
Los Gatos
Once important rail stops for loggers in the Santa Cruz Mountains, the towns of Lexington and Alma boasted stage stops, saloons, hotels and general stores. The remains of the once-bustling way station have long since been submerged beneath a murky reservoir. The underwater ghost towns just off of Highway 17 by Los Gatos were largely abandoned and demolished to make way for the James J. Lenihan dam built in 1950. When the water level falls low enough, remnants can be seen of roads and occasionally the specters of long-dead denizens.

Marsh Road
San Jose
It’s become almost a rite of passage for Milpitas high school kids to seek out the ghost of murder victim Marcy Conrad, who was killed by her boyfriend on Marsh Road. Unlike the back stories of most urban legends, this murder was real and well-documented. The area of Marsh Road where the ghost is said to roam has long been closed off by law enforcement, so leave the Mystery Machine at home.

Mystery Spot
Santa Cruz
Folks from all over the country are familiar with this quirky tourist trap in the Santa Cruz Mountains, thanks to its iconic bumper stickers. Tour guides are happy to explain how gravitational and magnetic anomalies are at play. While inside the the wonky cabin—which is tilted at a severe angle at the top of a steep hill—balls appear to roll uphill. Standing outside the structure, people seem to grow and shrink before your very eyes. Scientists at Berkeley have explained these phenomena away as optical illusions, but people remain convinced that something supernatural is afoot among the towering redwoods. Yeah, believe what you want.

Old Gilroy Hotel
Gilroy
Back before it was used as a city building, the Gilroy Hotel was a safe haven for travelers going back and forth to the Bay Area. It housed families and lonesome strangers, some more sinister than others. According to a report, two ghosts, a little girl and an older woman haunt the building. One night a man came in and killed them during their stay, leaving their souls trapped in the old hotel forever. Some say that they have seen the little girl looking out the window, while another patron reportedly had his neck touched by a passing spirit.

Peninsula School
Menlo park
Before it became an elite private academy, Menlo Park’s Peninsula School housed happy newlyweds James and Carmelita Coleman. The much-older Mr. Coleman built the gleaming white mansion in 1880 as a gift for his new bride. But their honeymoon bliss was cut short by a stray bullet that fatally struck the newly minted Mrs. Coleman on a trip to San Francisco. Her bereaved husband sold the mansion and never returned. But his young bride’s spirit stayed in the house he made for her.

Quimby Road Jogger
San Jose
Never drive along Quimby Road at midnight. Why, you ask? You may just run into one of San Jose’s most notorious ghost figures, the Quimby Road Jogger. Some have driven to Quimby Road just so they could get a good look at the ghost-runner. Don’t try and run alongside him though—he’s known to disappear into the hills once spotted.

Rengstorff House
Mountain View
German immigrant Henry Rengstorff, an early settler of what would later become the town of Mountain View, built the “R House” in 1867. The 16-room mansion, with its elaborate furnishings and widow’s walk garden, remained in the family until 1959. But subsequent occupants never settled for long, claiming to be chased away by the supernatural presence of a mournful young woman. When the house later fell into disrepair, her lonely apparition scared away squatters. Since the Rengstorff House became a museum, its resident spirit has grown more tolerant of visitors. Guests say they sometimes hear her weep or see her colorless face peer from the window of an upstairs bedroom.

Santa Clara University Mansion
Santa Clara
The Santa Clara, SCU’s student paper, has confirmed that the university sits on the site of several Native American burial grounds. However, that still doesn’t explain the ghosts of Jesuit monks that are rumored to wander near the bell tower of the mission after dark.

Santa Teresa County Park
San Jose
There are several versions of the campfire story that involves the small pond in Santa Teresa Springs, but they all end the same way—a girl named Dottie is pulled under the water by a giant hand. Sometimes there is a sub-plot involving Dottie being angry at her parents and somehow mustering up the physical strength to hang them from the rafters in the nearby barn.

Sprig Trail
Gilroy
Now a popular hiking destination, Mount Madonna’s Sprig Trail is also popular with undead spirits. Henry Miller, one of the most prosperous cattle farmers of the Gold Rush era, had a summer home at Mount Madonna County Park that he shared with his daughter, Sarah. At age 8, Sarah Miller tragically died in a horseriding accident. To this day, hikers and campers have seen the little girl roaming around the ruins of her father’s mansion, as well as outside along the trail. She is identified by either the frilly white dress she wears, or is seen with the horse that ultimately killed her. Some campers have awoken in the morning to find small foot and hoof prints around their tent. People leaving the park have also reported seeing Sarah trying to hitch a ride on the side of the road or even sitting in the backseat of their cars.

Toys “R” Us
Sunnyvale
The spirit that haunts Sunnyvale’s Toys “R” Us lost his leg and his life nearly a century before the store broke ground along East El Camino Real in the 1970s. In one telling, a poor minister named Johnny Johnson was chopping wood while agonizing over unrequited love. The woman he secretly adored had married a wealthy lawyer far above Johnny’s station. In the throes of heartbreak, he swung the axe right onto his leg and slowly died in a puddle of blood and tears. Since Toys “R” Us erected its big-box shop over the scene of poor Johnny’s tragic demise, he’s said to stalk the aisles, flinging merchandise off the shelves and turning faucets on and off.

White Witch
Fremont
In the Niles Canyon foothills, a winding two-lane road that connects Fremont to Livermore and Pleasanton is said to be home to the White Witch. Many say she is the ghost of a teen who was killed in a car accident on the way to prom. Most tellings follow the archetypal “vanishing hitchhiker” urban legend. A young girl, dressed in all white, will ask solitary drivers for a ride to San Francisco but vanish while being transported across the bay. Others claim to have seen this spectre while walking along the railroad tracks cutting through the canyon.

Winchester Mystery House
San Jose
When gun magnate William Winchester died in 1881, he left his widow $20 million and the curse of being haunted by the ghosts of all the people killed by his eponymous line of rifles. Sarah Winchester tried to outrun them at a psychic’s behest, moving from New Haven, Conn., to San Jose, where she bought an old farmhouse and turned it into a rambling mansion. The Victorian-style home has 10,000 windows, 2,000 doors, 47 fireplaces, 40 staircases, 13 bathrooms and nine kitchens—built, it is said, in an effort to protect its owner from the gun-slain spirits. Preservationists recently discovered yet another room, which Sarah sealed after the 1906 earthquake, to trap the ghosts she thought caused the quake. Since her death in 1922, it’s said that Sarah’s ghost haunts the labyrinth house of mystery.

Yoshihiro Uchida Hall
San Jose
It’s well-known that San Jose State University (SJSU) was used as a processing site for Japanese internees during WWII. Students and staff have long claimed to hear faint human crying and voices coming from this building, named after SJSU alum and judo coach whose parents and siblings were registered in the building before being sent to camps in the Imperial Valley.

It’s Christmas morning. (I know its June, but work with me.) As you descend the stairs in your slipper-clad feet, you can hardly believe your eyes as you catch sight of the massive pile of presents spilling out from under the tree. Your elation grows as you come to realize that all of the parcels have your name scrawled on them.

Could it be true? Well, yeah… Sort of. The only problem is these aren’t the items you asked Santa for. Instead, these are gifts from distant family members. Weird distant family members. There’s the spinster aunt, still stuck in the ’90s, who hasn’t gotten the memo about vests not really being a thing anymore, and the ultra-stingy, new-rich uncle who makes sure to spout about the virtues of Trump every chance he gets.

It’s, OK. Breathe. None of this is real. Well… it sort of isn’t real.

By now you’ve probably heard: Ticketmaster has given away a veritable shit-ton of vouchers for free concerts. If you purchased any concert tickets from the vendor between the years 1999 and 2013, chances are you’ve got some vouchers under your proverbial Christmas tree right now.

Unfortunately, you can’t use those vouchers for just any show. Instead, there is a list of predetermined shows from which voucher recipients may choose. And just like the gifts your weird relatives laid at the foot of your imaginary Christmas tree, these shows are of questionable quality.

No offense to The Counting Crows and Rob Thomas (one of the shows on the list). “Mr. Jones” is our karaoke jam and we’re at an age now where we don’t always change the station when “Smooth” comes on the radio. When we say “questionable quality,” we are speaking from the perspective of the suits at Ticketmaster (and LiveNation, the promoter of all the shows for which vouchers have been made available).

You see, as has been noted by the audiophiles in our office, and snarky bloggers (hi!) all over the internet: all of these shows that Ticketmaster is offering up in a half-assed mea culpa for it’s decades of skullduggery, seem to be shows that just aren’t selling that well.

So what to do? How do you decide upon which shows you’d like to spend your hard-earned vouchers? Well, the answer is you don’t. Because we’re going to do what impossibly pretentious music bloggers do best and just tell you how to use them. Welcome to Christmas In Late June: Presented by Uncle Ticketmaster and Aunty LiveNation:

1) Pitbull! Go to Pitbull. But wait… is Pitbull a cult leader???? Check out this picture:

And this one:

Plus this:

OK… So… Moving on:

2) Daryl Hall & John Oates @ Concord Pavilion

This is basically a key party, which is kinda like a play party—only where the women don’t get to choose which guy they go home with and everyone is a little less insufferable than the play party Burning Man bros who insist on talking your ear off about The Ethical Slut and More Than Two.

3) MERRY JANE presents: Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa: The High Road Tour @ Concord Pavilion

A Broad City episode about a key party. With weed.

4) Blink 182 @ Shoreline Amphitheatre

These days, Blink-182 is in an interesting spot. Already one of the biggest rock bands in the world, after the former primary songwriter left to pursue UFOlogy (for reals) the band tapped Alkaline Trio’s Matt Skiba to replace him and essentially become a corporation before our very eyes. One of the more astonishing moves in recent rock memory, this seems half like a power-play from a reality show playbook and half like the best idea the band had since Enema of the State

5) Dolly Parton Pure & Simple Tour @ Shoreline Amphitheatre

We’ve heard that this is already a hard show to get into, so vouchers might not work, but this seems to be one of the few serious entries on the list that will please people of all ages. They say sincerity is coming back, and Dolly Parton has always been deeply sincere in a way that has connected with generations of music fans. The woman is like America’s proto-Morrissey.

6) Boris performing Pink in its entirety @ The Fillmore

Japan loves subgenres and inventing new subgenres. Shoegaze-metal might have been popularized and perfected by much loved locals Deafheaven, but it was arguably created by Japanese band Boris on their 2005 album Pink, a kaleidoscopic trip through some heavy psychedelia. That record has become a modern classic to many, mostly due to the strength of its sequencing and track flow, so seeing the band play the whole thing front to back is a real treat for anyone who likes heavier music.

If none of these choices are up to your standards, take a gander at the full list—just below this sweet-ass mid-’90s music video:

6/28 Flight of the Concords Sing Flight of the Concords @ Shoreline Amphitheater

6/29 Femi Kuti & The Positive Force @ The Fillmore

7/4 San Francisco Symphony with Fireworks @ Shoreline Amphitheater

7/7 Rascal Flatts Rhythm & Roots Tour @ Shoreline Amphitheater

7/9 G-Easy & Logic: The Endless Summer Tour @ Toyota Amphitheater (Wheatland, CA)

7/9 Pitbull: The Bad Man Tour @ Shoreline Amphitheater

7/9 Bryan Adams: Get Up @ Concord Pavilion

7/12 DCX World Tour MMXVI @ Shoreline Amphitheater

7/13 DCX World Tour MMXVI @ Toyota Amphitheater (Wheatland, CA)

7/15 Darius Rucker: The Good For a Good Time Tour @ Shoreline Amphitheater

7/16 WaggakiBand: 1^st US Tour – Deep Impact @ The Fillmore

7/22 The Jayhawks @ The Fillmore

7/22 Brantley Gilbert: Take It Outside Tour 2016 @ Shoreline Amphitheater

7/28 Sublime With Rome Summer Tour 2016 @ Concord Pavilion

7/28 Keith Urban RipCORD World Tour @ Shoreline Amphitheater

7/29 Korn & Rob Zombie: Return of the Dreads Tour @ Shoreline Amphitheater

7/29 Dead & Company @ Toyota Amphitheater (Wheatland, CA)

7/31 Weezer & Panic! At the Disco – Summer Tour 2016 @ Shoreline Amphitheater

7/31 Brantley Gilbert: Take It Outside Tour 2016 @ Toyota Amphitheater (Wheatland, CA)

8/13 Slipknot @ Concord Pavilion

8/13 Mariana Trench – SPF 80s Tour @ The Fillmore

8/14 The Noise Presents Periphery – Sonic Unrest Tour @ The Fillmore

8/18 Jason Aldean: Six String Circus Tour 2016 @ Toyota Amphitheater (Wheatland, CA)

8/19 Disturbed & Breaking Benjamin with Alter Bridge & Saint Asonia @ Concord Pavilion

8/18 Jason Aldean: Six String Circus Tour 2016 @ Shoreline Amphitheater

8/24 Heart with Joan Jett & the Blackhearts and Cheap Trick @ Shoreline Amphitheater

8/25 Boris Performing Pink @ The Fillmore

8/27 Outcry Tour @ Concord Pavilion

8/28 MERRY JANE Presents Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa: The High Road Tour @ Concord Pavilion

9/2 Journey & The Doobie Brothers with Special Guest Dave Mason @ Toyota Amphitheater (Wheatland, CA)

9/2 5 Seconds of Summer: Sounds Tour Feels Live Tour @ Shoreline Amphitheater

9/3 5 Seconds of Summer: Sounds Tour Feels Live Tour @ Toyota Amphitheater (Wheatland, CA)

9/4 Hot Summer Night Feat: Boyz II Men, En Vogue, K-Ci & JoJo, and More @ Concord Pavilion

9/9 Dierks Bentley: Somewhere On a Beach Tour @ Shoreline Amphiteater

9/10 Counting Crows & Rob Thomas @ Shoreline Amphiteater

9/13 Prophets of Rage – Make America Rage Again Tour @ Shoreline Amphitheater

9/18 Darryl Hall and John Oates @ Concord Pavilion

9/18 Catfish and the Bottlemen @ The Fillmore

9/24 Def Leppard @ Toyota Amphitheater (Wheatland, CA)

9/24 Dolly Parton Pure & Simple Tour @ Shoreline Amphitheater

9/25 Def Leppard @ Shoreline Amphitheater

9/28 Blink 182 @ Shoreline Amphitheater

9/30 Florida Georgia Line: Dig Your Roots Tour Presented by Nitto @ Toyota Amphitheater (Wheatland, CA)

9/30 Dave Rawlings Machine @ The Fillmore

10/1 Florida Georgia Line: Dig Your Roots Tour Presented by Nitto @ Shoreline Amphitheater

10/5 Blind Guardian with Special Guest: Grave Digger @ The Fillmore

10/8 Gwen Stefani: This is What Truth Feels Like Tour @ Shoreline Amphitheater