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	<title>Metroactive &#187; Chris Porter</title>
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		<title>Chris Porter at Rooster T. Feathers</title>
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<p><a href="https://www.sanjose.com/chris-porter-e2326441"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Chris Porter</strong></span></a><br />
Thu, 8pm, $16+<br />
Rooster T. Feathers, Sunnyvale</p>
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