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I Saw You: Cranky Customer

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Sorry for my language, but oh hellz naw, Cafe Cacophony! Who the fuck do you think you are? I’ve been there and done that. Most coffee customers are simple and very appreciative, but of course there is gonna be someone like you who is having a bad day with a side of negative attitude. Let me guess: you ordered a skinny soy half cap with extra foam and two-and-a-half pumps of pure A-hole.

Feel for the Barista and Kinda Offended.

I Saw You is an anonymous “man on the street” column. Email your rants and raves about co-workers or any badly behaving citizens to [email protected], or send to 380 S. First St, San Jose, 95113. Submissions should stick to about 100 words.

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