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Shopping Guide: Five Local Music Gifts

In Culture, Music

Kung Fu Vampire ‘Stop Crying—Start Sucking’
Baby Creeper Onesie, $20 at www.kungfuvampire.com
Band merchandise has gotten steadily more creative as the Internet has increased accessibility for production and distribution. Our local gothic, bloodsucking rapper Kung Fu Vampire has a lot of items to choose from, all of which are all great. A particular highlight is the baby Onesie. It is adorable—and scary. Well, it’s not actually scary. They come in black and pink and have a cartoon drawing of a cute flying vampire saying, “Stop Crying. Start Sucking.” Any baby wearing this will be the talk of the playground. If anything it’ll let you know who the cool parents are, and who the nervous nellies are.

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